Hey, Louisa. Are you excited to be starting a new year of school?
"Yes, totally. I'm 18, I'm a senior and I'm going to make sure that this is the best year ever. For the first three years of high school I was kind of a nerd. I kept to myself, didn't try to dress nice and I didn't have many friends. Well, I'm through with that. I want to be popular. I want the cool girls to want to be friends with me, and I want the guys to want me. This year, I'm making it happen."
How do you plan to become the most popular girl at school?
"I got a makeover during the summer, and I lost weight. Now that school has started I've been more outgoing. I talk to everyone. And I've even made the moves on a couple of guys. For a long time I studied
what the popular girls did to be popular, and I realized that besides looking pretty and dressing nice, they were all kind of slutty. So I've given a few blow jobs to the right guys-the captain of the football
team and our class president. Word is starting to spread that I'm talented with my mouth. Now people are starting to get more curious about me. Right before I graduate, I'm going to put this magazine in the football captain's locker. After that I'm sure people will be really interested in me!"
