Welcome to BootyLicious, Joei. We'd like to make your booty our business.
"I hear that from a lot of guys. They are always trying to be all up in my business. But truth be told, I'm not about all that. After a long day of work, I like to snuggle up on my couch, read a good book and drink a glass of wine. I like erotic fiction novels. It's hot to read something raunchy and touch myself until I cum. That's my routine every night."
That's pretty hot. We're imagining you as a good girl who goes wild. You're a freak in geek's clothing.
"[Laughs.] Hey! Just because I like to read doesn't make me a geek! I just like to read about nasty sex. I like to get off on what's going on in my imagination because I have a really dirty mind. And I also pick up a lot of sexy tips when I read erotic fiction and I use them when I am fucking. I've used a lot of different things that were inspired by the dirty stories I like to read. My favorite was when I was reading a novel about food play. I asked my then-boyfriend to put strawberries and whipped cream all over my ass and eat it out of my crack. It was so fucking hot!"
Tell us about other sexual fantasies you've lived out, Joei.
"I was actually inspired to do this shoot because I always had this fantasy about being a slut secretary. I worked for this dickhead CEO for a long time and he treated me terribly. But he was so hot that whenever he'd yell at me, it would just make me horny. I'd always fantasize about waiting for him on my desk with my ass and pussy hanging out so he could fuck me right then and there."
Tell us, did you ever get the chance to bang your asshole boss, Joei?
"Unfortunately it never happened. But I did get a little crazy on my last day working there. When he went to lunch, I went into his office, got naked and played with myself on his desk and in his chair. I was so fucking horny because I could smell his cologne and because I knew that at any moment, I could get caught. I'm sure that the smell of my pussy was still lingering in the air when he got back."
